獅子愛溜冰

 瓜看完四本睡前書後說:「爸爸,我今天想聽獅子的故事。」

「獅子哦……我想想哦……」

 

有一隻獅子,經過一個小湖,把頭前伸打算照看一下自己,沒想到:「咦?怎麼沒有水?」旁邊有隻蝸牛,不經意地回應獅子:「這又不是湖,怎麼會有水?」

「哪這是甚麼?」

「這是一個好大的洞呀!」

「洞?為甚麼這裏有個好大的洞?」

「洞就是用來上廁所大便嘛。難道你要穿尿布?」

獅子馬上說:「當然不是啦,也買不到合我尺寸的尿布。」

「所以嘛,就需要有一個好大的洞,用來上廁所。」

「那麼,你都在這裏大便嗎?」

蝸牛湊過來輕聲說:「悄悄跟你說,每次我感覺到想要大便時,就會大喊『媽媽!我要大便啦!』然後就在喊的地方大便了。」

獅子很疑惑:「那你在的地方豈不就總是很臭?」

「臭了就搬家去別的地方呀!」

「搬家?那不很麻煩,又要收拾玩具、收拾衣服,很多東西要整理。」

「嘻嘻!」蝸牛自豪地解釋:「你沒看到我背上的蝸牛殼房子嗎?我整個住所就揹在背上,隨時都能很方便地搬家。」

「你的房子真好!」獅子羨慕地說:「我可以進去參觀一下嗎?」

「當然不行!你那麼大!一定進不來!」

獅子很失望,於是蝸牛建議:「其實你也可以揹着自己的家四處去呀!」

「真的嘛?我希望我的家有一個遊戲場、一個溜冰場、一個泳池……」

「啊?溜冰場很大,怎可能揹着溜冰場到處走呢?」

「不行嗎?那太可惜了。」獅子又很失望。蝸牛於是說:「來,不如我們一起去溜冰場溜冰吧」

可是獅子說「去溜冰場,那就沒得溜滑梯了。」

「那我們一起去遊樂場好了。

「去遊樂場,就沒得溜冰了。」

蝸牛想了想,只好說:「好吧,那我自己去玩了。」

「嗯,我在這裏想想我的新家要有甚麼設備。」

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